Many of you know of the fantastic-ness that was this weekend.
I made my way home last night all sleepy and satisfied. Not necessarily happy to go to work today, but excited to finally meet my dry bed. As I pulled up to my garage, I noticed that the padlock was not on the latch, and I thought to myself “are you a dumbass? Did you forget to put it on the last time you got the car out? Will you now have to buy a new one?” I wasn’t too worried, it was pouring and I just wanted to get into the aforementioned bed. So, I tucked my car away for the night, pulled the door down, tried to at least latch it shut and…noticed that, no, I had not forgotten to put the padlock on as I had once thought. Someone cut my damn lock off and broke into my damn garage.
This is not a quick fix of simply buying a new padlock. No, they cut through the piece of the latch that the padlock goes through too (ha, motherfucker, gave you a hard time of it, no?).
Boo to people like this. Why ruin a perfectly good end of weekend by breaking into my garage? Not that you can tell of course from the outside, but all you’d really gain from it is a load of camping equipment and a piano. Go break into your own garage, asshole.
Okay, I feel much better. Continue on with your business as normal.

wow that sucks.
Was anything missing? did they have access to your house/apt?
I didn’t really look *too* closely, but it looked like everything was there. Like I said, there’s only a bunch of camping stuff and a piano in there, nothing really worth taking.
Although, it *did* make me all nervous to go into my apartment in the dark, alone, afterwards. Heh, paranoia, ain’t it great.
Yes I *am* quite fantastic, aren’t I? :)
Don’t you know it, best part of the whole weekend!
that is so mormon
You’re also a little Japanese boy with a yoyo and a baseball bat, too. And you do kick some ass, I must say.
Wait, why am I a little Japanese witha yoyo and a baseball bat again?
I kinda wondered that myself…
Ness is a character in Super Smash Bros. Melee. I don’t know what game series he is from, but he is just this little boy that can shoot psionic blasts, and carries a yoyo and baseball bat. And, again, he does kick some ass.